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Good job!

The person whose review is under mine obviously never had sex-ed if they think condoms don't prevent STDs. Not ALL STDs, sure, but most of them. Don't listen to that person.

I think your project ROCKED. I especially like your animation style. I liked the mechanical AT&T voices though I don't know that they added anything to the piece. Remember kids: always wear a raincoat!

Sloppy and contrived

and completely unoriginal. Sloppiness is the way the words are arranged on the page; contrived and unoriginal are the forced message you are conveying. There are no graphics to speak of (horrible font) and the music may be pretty but it's so shlocky it makes things even worse. Next time try storyboarding and planning.

Soylent Green Is People!

This made me cry.

On the technical side, it was much too slow and the music stopped before the animation did. Otherwise the style was appropriate to the story. ... Which made me cry. Because this is one blight in human civilization. It seemed less consumer and more political, to my eyes. But that's the beauty of a simple piece: every viewer brings something different to it.

Awesome!

100% Completion!!!!

The NES game was a nice touch. Great job all, and Afro Ninja, your moniker suits you well (awesome hair!)

I adore it ... but it's buggy!

This game is really amazing, the imagery is wonderfully surreal - tasteless to the point of turning "tasteless" into a meaningless word. Bravo!

My caveat: I had a variety of technical issues. Not sure if it's my browser (Firefox), my computer (Mac OS 10.3.9) or the Flash player (most recent version) but I had a boat load of problems. "S" did not work for moving right, I could only move clockwise throughout the whole game. After a while my penis-shooter stopped turning, so even though it shot to where the mouse was pointed, the shooter itself only pointed one way. But then on level 6 my shooter vanished!!!! The enemies stopped moving to follow me, even though the geysers kept spitting out the gray blobs, the enemies just sat there. (I took a screen capture in case you'd like to see it for troubleshooting.)

Another cool thing were the graphics - the colored splatter from dead enemies (and bodily functions) staining the backdrop was actually a rather beautiful effect. Thank you for making this awesome game!!!!

Very Cool!

Thank you for making this fun game! I enjoy puzzle games like this.

I guess my only gripe is that I am stuck at Level 18 like many of the other posters here - when two of the guys are on the platform near the door, the third guy has to take the low route because of the spikes, but he can't make the jump across the ravine at lower right and he gets stuck there until you restart the level. Mommy!

Worthy Tribute to Ninja Gaiden

This is one NES game which does not get enough love from remix artists. Thank you for this, it is superb and makes me wanna dig up a Nintendo (although it's hard to find one that works anymore)!!!!

Worthy Tribute of Ninja Gaiden

I'm not one for heavy metal but I really enjoyed this version of the classic Ninja Gaiden — it's really an under-appreciated NES game, and the music is almost completely ignored in the remix world despite its quality and remix potential. Your re-imagination captures the dark moody feel of Ninja Gaiden and I hope you play around with its songs in the future!